The God on Earth

I have met the " God on Earth" and lived with him. His is, my dad. That rights. My dad likes to joke around and say that he is perfect and we should worship him. An cute idiot but I really love him. He is the best dad you could ever have! (in my opinion.) Every time he does something stupid i ask him what I'm going to to with and he replies something like make a statue of me, name me emperor of the earth, worship me etc. Even though he acts like a God sometimes, my dad is really smart.